Αφορισμοί, ρήσεις, γνωμικά, σατιρικά, αποφθέγματα...

“Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.”
Robin Williams

“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman!”
Maryon Pearson

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.”
Sharon Stone

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
-- Chris Rock

 

Αν τα λάθη μας διδάσκουν, τότε έχω μια καταπληκτική μόρφωση.

 

Ο Μανώλης με τα λόγια, χτίζει ανώγια και κατώγια

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" la grande ambition des femmes, est d' inspirer l'amour "

Moliére

 

"Ποτε κανεις δεν εχασε αγοραζοντας γη.
Ειδικα αν προκειται για ενα συγκεκριμενο κομματι ενα επι δυο."
Τζιμακος,σημερα,στο ραδιοφωνο.

 

"partir, c'est mourir un peu"

ο καθηγητής μου σημερα(9 το πρωί..ότι είχε ανοίξει λίγο το ένα μάτι)

 

Araignée du soir, espoir


 






 


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If, at first, the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.

~Albert Einstein~

 

Απάντηση: Re: Αφορισμοί, ρήσεις, γνωμικά, σατιρικά, αποφθέγματα...

Γι' αυτό και η στατιστική πιθανολόγηση είναι εξ ορισμού αντίθετη στην επιστημονική έρευνα.
Τα παράδοξα, αυτά και μόνον, πυροδοτούν τις επιστημονικές επαναστάσεις.
Το πιθανό, είναι η επικράτεια του λογιστή.
Το 'απίθανο', το όραμα του επιστήμονα.

 

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
Edward Vernon Rickenbacker

Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
Thomas Fuller

Courage is as often the outcome of despair as of hope; in the one case we have nothing to lose, in the other everything to gain.
Diane de Poitiers

Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong desire to live taking the form of readiness to die.
G.K. Chesterton

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Robert Cody

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. (   )
Albert Einstein

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
W. Somerset Maugham

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
Peter Ustinov

The hardest-learned lesson: that people have only their kind of love to give, not our kind.
Mignon McLaughlin

 

Groucho Marx

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere."


"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."


"Before I speak, I have something important to say. "


"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife"


"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. "


"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. "


"I intend to live forever, or die trying. "


"I must confess, I was born at a very early age. "


"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. "


"I remember the first time I had sex ...I kept the receipt. "


"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. "


"I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. "


"I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. "


"If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again"


"Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him."


"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know"


"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made"

 

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"Οι άνθρωποι είναι άθλιοι κατ' ανάγκην, αλλά θέλουν να πιστεύουν ότι είναι άθλιοι κατά σύμπτωση."

Leopardi, Σκέψεις