What Turns You On/Off?

Γράψε σε όποια γλώσσα εσύ θες, νο πρόμπλεμ.

 

 

-What is your favorite word?
θάλασσα

-What is your least favorite word?
καπιταλισμός

-What is your favorite curce word?
μαλακιασμένο

-What/Who do you hate?
τον φανατισμό

-What smell are you?
νυχτολούλουδο

-What turns you on?
πολλά

-What turns you off?
περισσότερα

-What do you concider your best asset?
ο τρόπος που σκέφτομαι

-What sound or noise do you love?
της βροχής

-What sound or noise do you hate?
της κατσαρίδας όταν την πατάω

-What's one thing you haven't done that you really want to do?
Να διασχίσω το φαράγγι της Σαμαριάς

-Does sex without pain interest you?
φυσικά

-When i say pain, what do you think of?
τροχό οδοντίατρου

-Do you like to be beaten?
ενίοτε ...

-Does the thought of being hurt sexually turn you on?
ενίοτε...
-Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
ε, ναι!

- What is your biggest secret desire that you are ashamed of telling anyone?
αν σας πω θα πάψει να είναι secret

-What is your biggest weakness?
η αφηρημάδα μου

-What makes you passionate?
οι σοκολατίνες

-Would you ever want your partner to bite you till you pass out,.. or bite you till you bleed and they lick it off?
οχι

-Do you think you are a masochist/sadist?
οχι

-Have you ever think play porn?
οχι

-What's your favorite game/play?
τριβιαλ

-Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
δεν είμαστε καλά μου φαίνεται...

-Do you watch/read pornography?
ναι

-How do you enjoy sex the most, lights on or off?
με χαμηλά φώτα

-Have you ever been caught masturbating?
την έχω γλυτώσει στο παρατρίχα

-Love or sex?
και τα δύο δηλαδή δεν γίνεται;

-What's more important to you, intelligence or beauty? Why?
εξαρτάται απο την περίπτωση

-What's your obsession?
η πικρή σοκολάτα

-What is your secret?
σιγά μη σας πω

-What's your deepest fear?
η μακροχρόνια ανίατη αρρώστια που θα μου αφαιρέσει την πνευματική μου διαύγεια η/και την δυνατότητα αυτοεξυπηρέτησης

Were you turned on by any of these questions?
τσου

 

Το ψέμα (turn off)

 

-What is your favorite word?
Μάλιστα

-What is your least favorite word?
Αξιοπρέπεια

-What is your favorite curse word?
Άντε γαμήσου!

-What/Who do you hate?
Τα λεφτά και τις ψωνάρες.

-What smell are you?
Μια ελαφριά.

-What turns you on?
Το άρωμά Του.

-What turns you off?
Τα μεγάλα νύχια.

-What do you consider your best asset?
Το χαμόγελό μου και τα λακάκια του.

-What sound or noise do you love?
Τον ήχο των Windows XP, όταν έκανες "Ασφαλή κατάργηση υλικού"./Το θόρυβο του ψυγείου όταν "σβήνει".

-What sound or noise do you hate?
Όλους τους υπέρηχους. Επειδή έχω ευαισθησία και τους ακούω. Με ενοχλούν. (Ασανσέρ, φωτοτυπικά, μηχανήματα για να διώχνεις κουνούπια/σκυλιά/γατιά...)

-What's one thing you haven't done that you really want to do?
Ένα μεγάλο ταξίδι με τρένο.

-Does sex without pain interest you?
Ναι, αλλά μόνο όταν θέλω λίγη τρυφερότητα βανίλιας..

-When i say pain, what do you think of?
Το Χέρι του Κυρίου μου.

-Do you like to be beaten?
Γι' αυτό ζω.

-Does the thought of being hurt sexually turn you on?
ΚΑΙ γι' αυτό ζω.

-Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Και άντρες και γυναίκες έχουν υπάρξει, ναι.

- What is your biggest secret desire that you are ashamed of telling anyone?
Δε ντρέπομαι για τίποτα. Είμαι μια αναίσχυντη πουτάνα.

-What is your biggest weakness?
Η καρδιά μου.

-What makes you passionate?
Ο πόνος.

-Would you ever want your partner to bite you till you pass out,.. or bite you till you bleed and they lick it off?
Αν με πείσει, ναι.

-Do you think you are a masochist/sadist?
ΜΑΖΟΧΑ

-Have you ever think play porn?
Σαφέστατα.

-What's your favorite game/play?
Τζαμί/Τσούρλιο (αυτό με τις πλάκες και τη μπάλα...)

-Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Όχι ακόμη.

-Do you watch/read pornography?
Ναι, όποτε έχω καύλες και η φαντασία μου σκαλώνει.

-How do you enjoy sex the most, lights on or off?
Τίποτα από τα δύο. Χαμηλός φωτισμός μόνο.

-Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Όχι, αλλά σίγουρα με έχουν πάρει χαμπάρι.

-Love or sex?
Love hurts.. Sex hurts.. 
Δεν ξέρω, αλήθεια. Είμαι μπερδεμένη στην παρούσα φάση.

-What's more important to you, intelligence or beauty? Why?
Εξυπνάδα. Ελεύθερο μυαλό. Σπιρτάδα. Η ομορφιά είναι το περιτύλιγμα και έχω δηλώσει πως δε μου αρέσουν οι φανφάρες.

-What's your obsession?
Η αυτοκαταστροφή και η αναγέννηση.

-What is your secret?
Μισώ.

-What's your deepest fear?
Το να φυλακιστώ και να χάσω το μυαλό μου.

-Were you turned on by any of these questions?
Εδώ μέσα, πάντα ξαναμμένη είμαι.

 

-What is your favorite word?
ελα
-What is your least favorite word?
σ'αγαπω
-What is your favorite curce word?
γαμω την περλα μου!
-What/Who do you hate?
την αλαζονεια
-What smell are you?
πικραμυγδαλο με τσιγαρο
-What turns you on?
ταττοο
-What turns you off?
οι αγκαλιτσες

-What do you concider your best asset?
η αντιληψη μου

-What sound or noise do you love?
τα νιαουρισματα
-What sound or noise do you hate?
το ροχαλιτο
-What's one thing you haven't done that you really want to do?
session με τον Hannibal Lecter

-Does sex without pain interest you?
nai
-When i say pain, what do you think of?
apolaysh
-Do you like to be beaten?
ναι σε λογικα πλαισια
-Does the thought of being hurt sexually turn you on?
ναι
-Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
οχι

- What is your biggest secret desire that you are ashamed of telling anyone?
δεν ντρεπομαι....
-What is your biggest weakness?
η ευαισθησια μου
-What makes you passionate?
και ενα βλεμμα αρκει
-Would you ever want your partner to bite you till you pass out,.. or bite you till you bleed and they lick it off?
οχι
-Do you think you are a masochist/sadist?
μαζοχιστρια προσφατως ανακαλυφθησα

-Have you ever think play porn?
ναι
-What's your favorite game/play?
σκακι
-Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
ναι
-Do you watch/read pornography?
ναι
-How do you enjoy sex the most, lights on or off?
on φυσικα
-Have you ever been caught masturbating?
ναι
-Love or sex?
τιποτα απο τα δυο,προτιμω το γαμησι
-What's more important to you, intelligence or beauty? Why?
και τα δυο,μονα τους δεν λενε τιποτα...
-What's your obsession?
εγω
-What is your secret?
δεν θα στο πω

-What's your deepest fear?
εγω
Were you turned on by any of these questions?
συγγνωμη αλλα οχι....

 

-What is your favorite word? χαλαρωσε
-What is your least favorite word? ηλιθιε
-What is your favorite curce word? οτι εχει γαμω.γαμω το μπελα μου κλπ
-What/Who do you hate? αυτους που νομιζουν τα ξερουν ολα
-What smell are you? τσιγαρου
-What turns you on? αυτοι που καταλαβαινουν το χιουμορ μου
-What turns you off? οι πολυξεροι παπαρολογοι

-What do you concider your best asset? το πως αντιδρω σε καταστασεις πανικου

-What sound or noise do you love? το γελιο των μωρων
-What sound or noise do you hate? κορνες και τσιριδες
-What's one thing you haven't done that you really want to do? να μαθω κιθαρα

-Does sex without pain interest you? βεβαια
-When i say pain, what do you think of? αουτς
-Do you like to be beaten? ειμαι αλεργικος στον πονο
-Does the thought of being hurt sexually turn you on? βλεπε πιο πανω
-Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with? δεν πιστευω στις πλατωνικες φιλιες μεταξυ αντρων γυναικων

- What is your biggest secret desire that you are ashamed of telling anyone? να παιξω σε ροκ μπαντα 
-What is your biggest weakness? σκατοφιλοτιμος
-What makes you passionate? οταν πιανω κουβεντα για κατι που με ενδιαφερει
-Would you ever want your partner to bite you till you pass out,.. or bite you till you bleed and they lick it off? ρε ειπαμε ΑΛΕΡΓΙΚΟΣ
-Do you think you are a masochist/sadist? οχι/οχι

-Have you ever think play porn? μπα ειμαι camera shay
-What's your favorite game/play? trivial
-Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? 20 η μπλουζα 30 παντελονι 50 εσωρουχα για οποια ενδιαφερεται 
-Do you watch/read pornography? ουουυυυυυυυ
-How do you enjoy sex the most, lights on or off? χαμηλο φωτισμο να βλεπουμε τη κανουμε
-Have you ever been caught masturbating? ναι
-Love or sex? αγριο ιδρωμενο σεξ
-What's more important to you, intelligence or beauty? Why? με ομορφη ξενερωσα με εξυπνη ποτε
-What's your obsession? η κορη μου
-What is your secret? im Batman

-What's your deepest fear? μη πεσει ο ουρανος στο κεφαλι μου
Were you turned on by any of these questions? 5 μαλακιες τραβηξα

 

μια παρατηρηση θαθελα να κανω.η νηματοθετης θα επρεπε να απαντηση πρωτη κανοντας την αρχη 

 

Θα απαντήσω κ εγώ, no rush.

 

-What is your favorite curce word?
ΡΕ ΑΝΤΕ ΚΑΙ ΓΑΜΗΣΟΥ!
-What/Who do you hate?
ΑΛΛΑΖΟΝΕΣ, ΨΩΝΙΑ, ΑΓΕΝΗΣ ΑΝΘΡΩΠΟΥΣ, ΜΙΣΑΛΛΟΔΟΞΟΥΣ, ΒΛΑΜΕΝΟΥΣ, ΞΕΡΟΛΕΣ, ΠΟΥΤΑΝΕΣ ΣΤΗΝ ΨΥΧΗ, ΚΟΜΜΑΤΟΣΚΥΛΑ.
-What smell are you?
ΤΣΙΓΑΡΟ, ΟΥΙΣΚΙ, ΑΦΡΟΛΟΥΤΡΟ.  
-What turns you on?
KAΛΣΟΝ
-What turns you off?
ΑΥΤΑ ΠΟΥ ΜΙΣΩ.
-What do you concider your best asset?
ΕΙΜΑΙ Ο ΕΑΥΤΟΣ ΜΟΥ.
-What sound or noise do you love?
ΝΙΑΟΥΡΙΣΜΑ, ΜΟΥΣΙΚΗ
-What sound or noise do you hate?
ΤΗΝ ΗΛΙΘΙΑ ΦΛΥΑΡΙΑ ΚΑΙ ΤΟ ΘΟΡΥΒΟ ΤΩΝ ΑΝΘΡΩΠΩΝ.
-What's one thing you haven't done that you really want to do?
ΝΑ ΠΑΩ ΕΞΩΤΕΡΙΚΟ.
-Does sex without pain interest you?
ΝΑΙ.
-When i say pain, what do you think of?
ΔΕΝ ΕΙΜΑΙ ΛΑΤΡΗΣ ΤΟΥ ΑΚΡΑΙΟΥ ΠΟΝΟΥ.
-Do you like to be beaten?
ΝΑΙ ΑΛΛΑ ΔΕΝ ΕΧΩ ΠΟΛΥ ΛΙΠΟΣ.  
-Does the thought of being hurt sexually turn you on?
ΟΧΙ ΙΔΙΑΙΤΕΡΑ.
-Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
ΝΑΙ.
- What is your biggest secret desire that you are ashamed of telling anyone?
ΝΑ ΚΑΝΩ ΣΕΞ ΜΕ ΤΗΝ ΝΗΜΑΤΟΘΕΤΡΙΑ     
-What is your biggest weakness?
Η ΕΥΑΙΣΘΗΣΙΑ ΜΟΥ.
-What makes you passionate?
ΚΑΛΣΟΝ


-Do you think you are a masochist/sadist?
ΟΧΙ.
-Have you ever think play porn?
ΟΧΙ

-Do you watch/read pornography?
ΝΑΙ
-How do you enjoy sex the most, lights on or off?
ΜΙΑ ΜΕΣΗ ΚΑΤΑΣΤΑΣΗ
-Have you ever been caught masturbating?
ΟΧΙ
-Love or sex?
ΚΑΙ ΤΑ ΔΥΟ
-What's more important to you, intelligence or beauty? Why?
ΤΟ ΠΡΩΤΟ ΑΛΛΑ ΔΕΝ ΜΑΣ ΧΑΛΑΕΙ ΚΑΙ ΤΟ ΠΑΚΕΤΟ.
-What's your obsession?
ΚΑΛΣΟΝ ( ΠΑΛΙ  
-What is your secret?
ΕΧΩ ΚΑΝΕΙ ΠΑΘΙΑΣΜΕΝΟ ΣΕΞ ΜΕ ΤΗΝ ΓΑΤΑ ΜΟΥ.   
-What's your deepest fear?
ΝΑ ΑΠΑΓΟΡΕΥΣΟΥΝ ΤΑ ΚΑΛΣΟΝ. 
Were you turned on by any of these questions?
ΟΧΙ. 

 

... χαχαχ με ρώτησες, ΡΕ ΤΡΕΛΕ!;!

 

-What is your favorite word?
Obsession

-What is your least favorite word?
Recession

-What is your favorite curce word?
fuck yeah

-What/Who do you hate?
the neighbor that leaves the dog stranded at the balcony for days and days..

-What smell are you?
the smell of "cleanliness"

-What turns you on?
a woman's neck

-What turns you off?
very long nails on a woman's hand (especially if they are dirty)

-What do you concider your best asset?
my witt

-What sound or noise do you love?
the sound of female orgasm

-What sound or noise do you hate?
anything repetitive annoys me after a while

-What's one thing you haven't done that you really want to do?
go to space or at least to a lunar trip

-Does sex without pain interest you?
Yes. Some women prefer tenderness.

-When i say pain, what do you think of?
Bitting her neck while having sex

-Do you like to be beaten?
nope

-Does the thought of being hurt sexually turn you on?
nope

-Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Nope.

- What is your biggest secret desire that you are ashamed of telling anyone?
I do not vote at the elections.

-What is your biggest weakness?
A woman's look

-What makes you passionate?
A woman and only a woman can do that.

-Would you ever want your partner to bite you till you pass out,.. or bite you till you bleed and they lick it off?
No thank you.

-Do you think you are a masochist/sadist?
No I am not.

-Have you ever think play porn?
Nope.

-What's your favorite game/play?
Life is a game

-Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.

-Do you watch/read pornography?
I like Milo Manara.

-How do you enjoy sex the most, lights on or off?
Light's on, light's off, blinking under the Christmas tree, light from the fireplace.. doesn't really matter

-Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Nope, I stopped the activity since I was 16 cause I felt really dum about it.

-Love or sex?
Sex through love and love through sex.

-What's more important to you, intelligence or beauty? Why?
Intelligence and average beauty. But not average intelligence and great beauty.
Because it's the right combination for me.

-What's your obsession?
I have alot. Patterns (I tend to notice things other people don't), space, astronomy (stars attract my imagination)

-What is your secret?
SETEC ASTRONOMY

-What's your deepest fear?
Finding hair in my food.

Were you turned on by any of these questions?
No, only a woman can have this effect on me.

 

-What is your favorite word?
Χύστρα!

-What is your least favorite word?
Μύστρα.

-What is your favorite curse word?
Βitch plz!..

-What/Who do you hate?
Toυς Ελληνάρες, τους αγάμιτους/ες

-What smell are you?
Dior

-What turns you on?
Τattoo

-What turns you off?
H κλάψα.

-What do you consider your best asset?
To πρόσωπο και το στήθος μου.

-What sound or noise do you love?
Αγαπάω τον θόρυβο της αγάπης

-What sound or noise do you hate?
Το ξυπνητήρι

-What's one thing you haven't done that you really want to do?
Ένα ταξίδι στη Νew York.

-Does sex without pain interest you?
Νο.

-When i say pain, what do you think of?
Το Χέρι του.

-Do you like to be beaten?
Fuck yeah.

-Does the thought of being hurt sexually turn you on?
Fuck εις την νιοστή yeah!..

-Is there anyone of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Nαι.

- What is your biggest secret desire that you are ashamed of telling anyone?
Δε ντρέπομαι για τίποτα. O Βιασμός.

-What is your biggest weakness?
Είμαι άτρωτη, πλέον.

-What makes you passionate?
Ο πόνος.

-Would you ever want your partner to bite you till you pass out,.. or bite you till you bleed and they lick it off?
Yes, plz!...bite me till i bleed and then lick it off, superb!...

-Do you think you are a masochist/sadist?
Μαζοχάκι.

-Have you ever think play porn?
Ναι, gay porn.

-What's your favorite game/play?
Ταπείνωση/Εξευτελισμός.

-Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Όχι ακόμα.

-Do you watch/read pornography?
Ναι.
-How do you enjoy sex the most, lights on or off?
Οn/off.

-Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Όχι.

-Love or sex?
Love Sex Magic.

-What's more important to you, intelligence or beauty? Why?
Ομορφιά και εξυπνάδα πάνε χέρι-χέρι.

-What's your obsession?
Η αυτοκαταστροφή κ Εγώ.

-What is your secret?
Μυστικό!  

-What's your deepest fear?
O Θάνατος.

-Were you turned on by any of these questions?

I am always horny,.. I have to masturbate. ^.^